Has God been killed after a high speed chase involving drugs, firearms, and hookers?
So, on Fox News they reported that god had been killed after a high speed car chase ended with his orange Mazarati careeming off of a bridge and onto the highway below where it was hit by a moving truck (or maybe the story was about some bill... i dn ADHD really sucks because... hey a bird!).
So anyway, evidently there was a bad drug deal that went down and God took the dealers, dressed them up as seals, and threw them in an orca tank. Then he got really high off ecstacy, got some "lady friends" into his car and went in search of some fun. Well one of the seals/drug dealers escaped and called the cops.
King Arthur and his motley caught God at a strip joint. That's when God took Jesus as a hostage, escaped and the car chase ensued. Unfortuantely King Arthur had more horses, but less horsepower than God's mazarati. Anyway, being a little too drunk/high, God lost control and crashed.
So what are you going to do now, and when will we have elections for a new god?
What a waste of a nice foreign car.
