Following Dick Sniffin's appeal for donations as BNP ‘fights for its existence’?
Do you have any ideas on how they might be able to raise some much needed cash? I've got a few so don't ever let it be said that I don't offer the BNP much needed advice:
When mugging someone, make sure they're Asian or Jewish, they normally got plenty of cash.
Busking can be a good way of raising small donations. However, it might be wise to steer clear of Skrewdriver tracks.
When canvassing on the doorstep, remember to ask for donations. And if one isn't forthcoming, punch the ****-loving pinko in the face and take their car.
How about sponsored events? A sponsored walk perhaps, or a sponsored cross burning. Perhaps shave your head? Oh, wait....
Last I heard, Mr Sniffin was popping out his glass eye and was charging drunk sailors £5 for a wink round the back end of Plymouth's Union Street.
What do you think?
@peaches&zits: I like it alot, me!
Henna tatooed adverts on the all the bald heads, sell space per centimetre
