Well what you all think about my list I just finished before Judgement Day?
1. Cheated on my wife with another woman.
2. Max out my credit cards. (Money isn't needed in Heaven)
3. Cashed out my kids future College money fund.
4. Masturbated for the first time.
5. Slashed my neighbor's car tires.
6. Spray painted a picture of a male penis on a local library.
7. Gambled all my money away at Las Vegas while having fun doing so.
8. Wore no underwear the whole day.
9. Told my kids I love them for the first time.
10. Failed to pleasure my wife like always...priceless 
See you all in Heaven.
Actually Jesus draws the line when you don't wear underpants so...see you in hell 
